Posted on July 2, 2008 by Turkish Prawn
There are few things on our bodies a massively useful as fingers. Think about how much stuff you can juggle at the same time with those thing. You’re trying to hold that splitting bag of groceries while finding your keys which are in the opposite pocket, unlock the front door and all while talking on [...]
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Posted on June 25, 2008 by Turkish Prawn
So, here I type, the selected target of another meme. Nathalie over at Nathalie with an h’s Confessional tapped me for this one. The idea is to write your memoir or epitaph in six words. If you can add an image to go along with it, so much the better.
Then, simply sneak up behind [...]
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Posted on June 23, 2008 by Turkish Prawn
My mind is slightly bent. I don’t know when this happened or how, exactly. I can take an educated guess that the steady diet of Benny Hill, Monty Python and Dr. Demento in my youth had something to do with it, but I also think it was just part of the way I came wired. [...]
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Posted on June 21, 2008 by Turkish Prawn
Last evening as I was playing with Lulu Belle and her squeekie ladybug toy, Action Girl was getting some things done on the computer. By “getting things done”, I naturally mean “having fun poking around the internet”. After a while, I could here her watching some video of some sort and letting out little sounds [...]
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Posted on May 16, 2008 by Turkish Prawn
I could very easily twist the truth about this picture and no doubt, make a far more entertaining story out of it, but that’s not my style (at least I try not to be that way). First, let’s play “What’s wrong with this picture?”, Then we’ll get the facts in the right order.
Yes, the door [...]
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